- How to be funny
tip no. 46: make an 80’s reference during a conversation
them: i need to get in shape before harry’s party.
you: yeah, you should work out to that olivia newton john song “let’s get physical”!
them: fuck yeah, i remember that shit! so cheesy!
both: HAHAHAHA
* joke will be even funnier if you’re a hipster and wearing ironic 80’s […]
- Dark Knight Poster
Is siiick. And movie posters usually suuuck.
- Twin Beaks
I wouldn’t have gotten it as a child and I still don’t get it. But it’s awesome.
- RIP George Carlin
“Don’t confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything’s gonna be all right.”
- Oh yeah, I have this blog…
Here’s an oldie but goodie. Gosh, why don’t I ever get tired of myself?
“Bum City”
Michele and I went to a vegan bakery and got some cookies before getting on the train to go to a Japanese 99ยข cent store. We started eating our cookies on the train and a homeless guy began asking for change […]
- Too deep of questions for a Monday afternoon!
Friend: hey will you answer some questions for me?
Me: sure
Friend: how much would you spend on your wedding?
Me: uhhhhhhh, no more than 3-5K?
Friend: what is your fantasy wedding proposal?
Me: hahaha
Friend: I KNOW
Me: i just laughed out loud
Me: you turd
Friend: come on help me
Me: umm my fantasy wedding is a hot dress with awesome music and […]
- D&D!
Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died yesterday. Sam Potts created a flowchart that celebrates the “life cycle” of a typical D&D fan.
This chart illustrates why I respect the D&D culture way more than I do most other subcultures. They aren’t trying to prove anything or make anyone else feel inferior. These guys […]
- Batteries not Included.
I am dead. I need to recharge. I need inspiration. I need sunshine. I need to believe. I need energy not in liquid form. Or that. Wait, no. Runny noses. Allergies a muck. Winter dries you up. Balm helps. Where is the simple life. Not here. Not when there’s $600 shirts you want. And must […]
- The best blog on earth.
I mean, really, why didn’t I think of this first?? It’s just perfect. The best thing I’ve ever read. I am floored. I wanted to copy and paste some of my favorite excerpts but that would be every single entry. Link after the jump.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
