• Freelancers Union

    I’m always super impressed with their print ads on the subway. This weekend, I saw this commercial for Freelancers Union:

    Then I went on youtube to search for more sweet commercials for Freelancers Union and found this one:

  • I’m sorry, Bloggish

    This blog reminds me of this dream I used to have where I kept having babies and I would put them in a crib and forget about them till one day I suddenly realize, wait! I had all these babies! And I would run to the crib and see all these dead babies in it […]

  • How to be funny

    tip no. 46: make an 80’s reference during a conversation
    them: i need to get in shape before harry’s party.
    you: yeah, you should work out to that olivia newton john song “let’s get physical”!
    them: fuck yeah, i remember that shit! so cheesy!
    both: HAHAHAHA
    * joke will be even funnier if you’re a hipster and wearing ironic 80’s […]

  • Twin Beaks

    I wouldn’t have gotten it as a child and I still don’t get it. But it’s awesome.

  • RIP George Carlin

    “Don’t confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything’s gonna be all right.”

  • Oh yeah, I have this blog…

    Here’s an oldie but goodie. Gosh, why don’t I ever get tired of myself?
    “Bum City”
    Michele and I went to a vegan bakery and got some cookies before getting on the train to go to a Japanese 99ยข cent store. We started eating our cookies on the train and a homeless guy began asking for change […]

  • Too deep of questions for a Monday afternoon!

    Friend: hey will you answer some questions for me?
    Me: sure
    Friend: how much would you spend on your wedding?
    Me: uhhhhhhh, no more than 3-5K?
    Friend: what is your fantasy wedding proposal?
    Me: hahaha
    Friend: I KNOW
    Me: i just laughed out loud
    Me: you turd
    Friend: come on help me
    Me: umm my fantasy wedding is a hot dress with awesome music and […]

eveon is really yvonne cheng...really.

I laugh to be polite and so you will like me.
But your jokes are lame and I don't want to be friends with you anyway.
So we both lose.

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